Phallus Envy
Meant to write something about this article on penis enlargement in the Guardian a couple of days ago, but better late than never I guess. While the article is right to talk about the homoeroticism of this "locker room surgery," the Freudian lead-in is rather misleading, indeed I wonder if the author has actually read Freud, and lies in the persistent confusion between the phallus and the penis (see the article's title).
The phallus for Freud, and Freudians like Lacan, is not merely the penis, indeed there's only a rough equivalence between the two. It's what the phallus represents that is important, in this culture it's power (seen the cultural privileging of "masculine" values like hardness*). So for Freudians, the phallus can never actually be possessed, no matter how large a penis you have, because it exists as a symbolic representation. So the men in the story are clearly chasing after the phallus signifier of power, hence the actuality of their penises can never be enough.
Freud did indeed ascribe penis envy to women, but Freudians following after him have been fairly clear that the implications of phallus envy are equally applicable for men. Those implications, though, are substantially different depending on gender. As usual, it pays to look to our culture's monsters for an insight into how this works--on the one hand, phallic women are a persistent figure of the monstrous whilst feminised men frequently appear as a warning about the danger of men not aspiring to the phallus (that feminisation being linked in a phallogocentric symbolic economy with queerness, whether blatant or insinuated).
I've written elsewhere about the feminised male monstrous, but that feminine phallic monstrousity must also be accounted for by texts that have active female leads. It's one of the markers of post-feminist heroes like Buffy or Jennifer Garner in Alias that the female lead must off-set her phallic power with a sexualisation for a (presumably) male audience. Whilst the article points out the surrealism of the search for a mythic penis, and begins a critique of the homosocial/homoerotic continuum, I think it would be far more productive for us as a culture to start interrogating the terms of the phallic economy. Why privilege the penis, when a strap-on will do just as well? Why continue to situate an active masculine/passive feminine predicated on a mapping of phallus to penis, when that has been well and truly exploded by bottoming men, topping women, switches, trannies, tranny fags and on and on? Forget the "size doesn't matter" debate, where's the discourse on whether dicks should matter at all?
*though on the flipside, Luce Iragaray points out that the privileging of apparently neutral "transcendental" values like Truth and Beauty in the arts and sciences (she singles out medicine in particular) typically obscures a masculinist viewpoint that relegates women to the bodily. In her view, men get to be individuals, while women merely are... similar theories of difference apply to race, class and sexuality..

